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Nov 16, 2018

On this episode: The case against cutting. Also: circumcision jokes - lots and lots of circumcision jokes 🥒 

Plus: I have a one-sided argument with Jim Jefferies. 

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Links:

God Loves Circumcision: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5foujvFrKU

Jim Jefferies: This Is Me Now:

https://www.netflix.com/title/80214743

http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/content/130/3/585

https://www.cancer.org/cancer/penile-cancer/causes-risks-prevention/prevention.html

https://www.healthline.com/health/circumcision

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22926175

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3042320/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Kenya

https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/article/2001264213/church-to-establish-anti-contraceptive-movement

https://brightthemag.com/women-health-contraceptives-kenya-religion-4dfdc1080889

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/langlo/article/PIIS2214-109X(17)30386-8/fulltext

http://www.cirp.org/library/statements/

https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT02497989

https://www.cdc.gov/healthcommunication/toolstemplates/entertainmented/tips/HivCircumcision.html

https://www.healthline.com/health/chancroid

https://www.knmg.nl/actualiteit-opinie/nieuws/nieuwsbericht/international-physicians-protest-against-american-academy-of-pediatrics-policy-on-infant-male-circumcision.htm

https://www.bma.org.uk/advice/employment/ethics/children-and-young-people/male-circumcision

https://www.bma.org.uk/-/media/files/pdfs/practical%20advice%20at%20work/ethics/circumcision.pdf

 http://www.who.int/hiv/pub/malecircumcision/neonatal_child_MC_UNAIDS.pdf

https://www.cdc.gov/std/hpv/stats.htm

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Nov 2, 2018
This week religious martyrs die a bloody death in Jewish synagogue and a starchy death in Catholic school.
 
It's not always such a privilege to be one of the faithful, but most of the time it is! Especially if you are a Christian in America! Hear all about how and why the law allows this and what you can do about it.
 
Note: starting just before minute 19 you can indeed get a faint sound of the bells.

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QED Slides: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1-Aa1PRRPNREoEWTzerB9HeKdPDF7aiLVe1fR5tnpwIs
 
DJ Lil’ Stinky “God’s Law” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3i2Qd4zZ4s
 
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Oct 16, 2018

It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. I visited Great Britain. I did my second QED Con and toured Manchester from the Cat Cafe to the Cat Hedral. All that was fantastic... and then I tried to get this damned bloody show done. Do you have any idea what it takes to record, edit, and upload a podcast using an ipad and English/airplane internet? Hoooooly Fuuuuuuuck!!!

Here it is, finally. I would like to give you a full description, but I've been up for two days finishing this damn thing; I'm in the air right now approximately over Iceland; and I'm afraid I just don't goddamned remember right now. I know I covered Bill Donohue and his Catholic League scam - I mean "charity"; gun nut Kaitlin Bennett and her perpetual liberty fails; and some sort of Kavanaugh issue. See you in two weeks!

Links:

Kavanaugh:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6gG0-6Ntx7w

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/4955287-FINAL-CPC-Letter-to-President-Trump-regarding.html

https://theintercept.com/2018/10/04/brett-kavanaugh-perjury-warrantless-surveillance/

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/yale-students-and-alumni-have-new-demand-investigate-brett-kavanaugh-for-perjury-now/

http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/10/07/here-are-the-biggest-church-state-separation-cases-facing-the-next-supreme-court-2/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook

Bennett:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OHLupBh-7oQ&t=204s

https://www.10tv.com/article/kent-state-grad-says-gun-rally-will-now-be-open-carry-walk

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/diaper-turning-point-usa-kent-state-student-conservative-youth-repulican-kaitlin-bennett-a8230021.html

Donohue:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=48QDvlo2A7g

https://www.catholicleague.org/south-park-creators-are-cowards/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/02/14/broken-discipline-tracking-system-lets-teachers-with-misconduct-records-back-in-classroom/79999634/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/02/14/how-we-graded-states-teacher-background-checks/80214540/

https://pp-990.s3.amazonaws.com/2017_02_EO/23-7279981_990_201512.pdf?X-Amz-Algorithm=AWS4-HMAC-SHA256&X-Amz-Credential=AKIAI7C6X5GT42DHYZIA%2F20181008%2Fus-east-1%2Fs3%2Faws4_request&X-Amz-Date=20181008T034546Z&X-Amz-Expires=1800&X-Amz-SignedHeaders=host&X-Amz-Signature=eb8636e338f11d8b6ac0c5cd6884334f507ef1387d69adc089318b6d688d314b

https://cbisonline.com

http://sanityandsocialjustice.net/?tag=fr-virgil-blum-sj

https://www.ncronline.org/news/politics/billy-bully-bad-church

https://www.churchmilitant.com/news/article/catholic-league-amassing-a-fortune

https://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/15/nyregion/15donohue.html

Skeptical Seventh Blog: https://t.co/rmmeVJ9GNP

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Sep 28, 2018
This is an episode YOU should listen to even if you hate my jokes! This is all about federal disaster assistance programs and what you should know if you ever are unfortunate enough to suffer damage to your home and/or personal property due to a natural or manmade disaster. Learn about FEMA aid and SBA loans (yes, even if you don't own a business!) Plus, we have useful insurance tips for all homeowners. 
After that is a great discussion with Amanda of the podcasts Amanda's Picture Show A-Go-Go and Culture Pop A-Go-Go. Topics include the documentary "RBG," Saudi Arabian sexist filmmaking, and more! 
 
One more note: I had to make some tough editing choices in order to get the length of this episode to a reasonable point. Included in the patron version of this episode, but unfortunately not here, is the discussion of attorney Lee Nation. He was the primary appellate counsel in the Missouri murder jury case (where women were being systematically excluded in Jackson County). Ruth Bader Ginsburg was second chair when they litigated this in the Supreme Court. 
 
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ASSISTANCE LINKS FOR DISASTER VICTIMS:
 
https://www.fema.gov/hurricane-florence
https://www.sba.gov/funding-programs/disaster-assistance
 
Twitter: @amandaspicshow @culturepopagogo
 
Guest Voice Actors in Disaster Office sketch:

Robert Stanley from The Right to Reason https://www.therighttoreason.com/podcasts-1/

Marissa Alexa McCool from Inciting Incident and The Cis Are Getting Out of Hand! http://rismccool.com/

Larry Yellingman from Man Yells At News https://www.spreaker.com/show/man-yells-at-news

Chris Watson from The Podunk Polymath https://thepodunkpolymath.com/

Tris Mamone from Bi Any Means, Biskeptical, and The Spin Off https://www.spreaker.com/user/tmamone

 
Hurricane Florence/Linda McMahon Links:
 
Flint Water Crisis:
Videos:
 
RBG Links:
www.rbgmovie.com 
 
Mary Shelley Film:
 
Sound effects courtesy of zapsplat.com and soundbible.com
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Sep 12, 2018

Our special FIFTIETH episode is all about music royalties and licensing!

Very special guest, Professor Robert Greenberg (a.k.a. Dr. Bob), is here to share knowledge from the dual perspectives of both a composer AND a producer of music-containing media. 

Patrons of Habeas Humor get a super-sized director’s cut of Dr. Greenberg’s interview. Got a dollar? Visit www.patreon.com/habehumor 

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Dr. Greenberg’s Links:

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RobertGreenbergMusic

Home Page: https://robertgreenbergmusic.com/

Scandalous Overtures (Ora.tv video series with fun stories about famous composers): https://www.ora.tv/scandalousovertures

Facebook: www.facebook.com/robertgreenbergmusic

Twitter: @rgreenbergmusic

Alexander String Quartet Schedule: https://asq4.com/performance.htm

Steinway Artist Site: https://www.steinway.com/music-and-artists/solo

 

Songs: 

“I Love a Piano” performed by Sheri Bauer-Mayorga, et als.: https://youtu.be/EKg2Cc7kDYU

“Who Run the world” performed by Shanice Smith: https://youtu.be/GFe4ma77uqs

“Macarena”: https://youtu.be/anzzNp8HlVQ

 

Sources and Additional Resources:

Attorney Gordon Firemark:

https://www.youtube.com/user/gfiremark

Attorney Michael Aczon:

www.aczon.org

www.facebook.com/michaelaczon

The Musician's Legal Companion by Aczon, Michael [Cengage Learning, 2008] (Paperback) 2nd Edition [Paperback] https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MDAKVA4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_wtuMBb8GAWJXR

Brabec book: 

Music Money and Success 7th Edition: The Insider's Guide to Making Money in the Music Business https://www.amazon.com/dp/0825673690/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_DsuMBbYE1DVQQ

https://www.pianostreet.com/smf/index.php?topic=44725.0

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/paderewskis-piano-164445847/

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-lists/songs-on-trial-12-landmark-music-copyright-cases-166396/

https://www.forbes.com/sites/legalentertainment/2016/12/29/music-industry-cases-to-watch-in-2017/

https://www.nme.com/photos/21-weird-music-lawsuits-1408527

https://flypaper.soundfly.com/discover/law-and-order-6-of-the-most-famous-musical-court-cases-and-who-won-them/

https://www.nytimes.com/1996/12/17/nyregion/ascap-asks-royalties-from-girl-scouts-and-regrets-it.html

https://fanvestory.com/blog/how-much-is-a-song-worth

http://www.dickermanlaw.com/en/legal-blog/34-the-happy-birthday-song-is-not-in-the-public-domain

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-happy-birthday-lawsuit-settlement-public-domain-20160208-story.html

https://www.scribd.com/doc/147645129/happybirthday

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lawsuit-over-happy-birthday-song-settled-for-14-million-by-warner-chappell-music/

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/happy-birthday-song-officially-recognized-in-public-domain/

https://www.copyright.gov/circs/circ15a.pdf

http://blog.librarylaw.com/librarylaw/2009/07/the-myth-of-the-pre1923-public-domain.html

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/warner-music-pays-14-million-86312 

http://www.copyright.com/blog/music-licensing-public-performance-license-synchronization/

http://www.mndigital.com/blog/the-basics-of-core-music-licenses/

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Aug 27, 2018
 
 
WE'RE BACK!!!
 
This special return episode features guests Cecil and Tom from Cognitive Dissonance and Citation Needed!

Join us as we celebrate everything legally sh*tty about the great state of Illinois.

- Capital punishment: we loved it so much that we set it free; will it now come back and prove it was meant to be?

- Chicago pizza: savory treat or food fraud?

- ELECTIONS! ELECTIONS! ELECTIONS! REGISTER NOW!

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Get Citation Needed here: http://citationpod.com/ and follow on Twitter @citationpod

Learn more about QED here: https://qedcon.org/

Links:

Gov. Bruce Rauner & Illinois legal:

https://www.noll-law.com/2015/05/16/5-illinois-crime-statistics-you-wont-believe/

https://www.ilnews.org/news/state_politics/conservative-group-slams-effort-to-reinstate-death-penalty-in-illinois/article_a33d77a2-6056-11e8-9f54-0b3962ee6444.html

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-illinois-execution/illinois-proposes-reinstating-death-penalty-for-mass-murder-police-killings-idUSKCN1IF33A

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/05/14/illinois-governor-bruce-rauner-reinstate-death-penalty/608578002/

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/politics/ct-met-bruce-rauner-guns-bill-20180514-story.html

https://wtop.com/national/2018/05/illinois-governor-seeks-to-reinstate-death-penalty/

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/illinois-governor-wants-to-bring-back-the-death-penalty-does-his-proposal-have-a-chance

https://www.ilnews.org/news/state_politics/conservative-group-slams-effort-to-reinstate-death-penalty-in-illinois/article_a33d77a2-6056-11e8-9f54-0b3962ee6444.html

https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/illinois/rauner-just-says-no-vetoes-bills-on-immigration-tobacco-veterans/article_47123601-acdc-5fa2-b747-29b47dcb3e5a.html

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/politics/ct-met-bruce-rauner-minimum-teacher-salary-20180826-story.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Rauner

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-met-quincy-veterans-home-legionnaires-complaint-20180720-story.html

https://statelaws.findlaw.com/illinois-law/pain-and-suffering-damages-in-illinois.html

https://www.apnews.com/173b74182df444ccaa86eff4cf4fadfe

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ripper_Crew

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/illinois-governor-wants-to-bring-back-the-death-penalty-does-his-proposal-have-a-chance

http://www.ilga.gov/legislation/billstatus.asp?DocNum=1468&GAID=14&GA=100&DocTypeID=HB&LegID=101958&SessionID=91

http://www.ilga.gov/legislation/BillStatus.asp?DocNum=2580&GAID=14&DocTypeID=SB&LegId=109556&SessionID=91

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Mar 29, 2018

 

Linda Brown, of Brown v. Board of Education of Topeka, Kansas, died on Sunday at the age of 75. Habeas Humor honors her and the litigants and attorneys who took on the Goliath that was the American segregated school system and triumphed at great personal cost. 

After that, we deep dive into statutes of limitations... before it's too late!

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Links:

http://www.cjonline.com/news/20180326/linda-brown-center-of-brown-v-board-case-dies-at-75

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcRtRKw25qw

http://www.bvbsumnerlegacy.org/about-sumner.html

https://prologue.blogs.archives.gov/2012/02/14/history-crush-charles-sumner/

https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/347/483/case.html

https://www.history.com/news/10-things-you-should-know-about-brown-v-board-of-education

https://brownvboard.org/content/combined-brown-cases-1951-54

http://criminal.findlaw.com/criminal-law-basics/time-limits-for-charges-state-criminal-statutes-of-limitations.html

https://www.rainn.org/state-state-guide-statutes-limitations

https://supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/us/539/607/case.html

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Mar 19, 2018

* Romania reclaims its title as the walking undead capital of the world.

* Donald Trump to host Saudi Arabian Crown Prince at White House & seek insight on how to disappear bothersome women. 

* Donald Trump Junior's marriage has crumbled... if those two kids couldn't make it work, what hope do the rest of us have?

* Katy Perry, singer of songs about cavorting while blackout drunk, turns out to not understand consent. 

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Lately we've been gorging on super-sized episodes of Habeas Humor. This week's edition provides a cleanse from all that, a diet episode if you will. 

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Links:

Anti-Billy Graham Holiday Petition: https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-billy-graham-counter-petition-no-holiday

Saudi Arabian Twitters: @kingsalman @mbsckaec

Crown Prince stories:

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/03/15/594040361/saudi-crown-price-is-hiding-his-mother-u-s-officials-say

https://www.csmonitor.com/World/Middle-East/2018/0316/For-Saudi-crown-prince-US-visit-falls-on-bad-times-and-good

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/saudi-arabia-mohammed-bin-salman-crown-prince-hiding-mother-from-king-salman-2018-3

http://www.middleeasteye.net/news/keeping-mum-mbs-keeps-mother-saudi-king-secure-his-power-says-report-838266038

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/03/15/saudi-crown-prince-mohammed-bin-salman-has-hidden-away-mother/

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/29/deposed-saudi-crown-prince-mohammed-bin-nayef-confined-to-palace

https://heavy.com/news/2015/01/salman-new-king-saudi-arabia-crown-prince-defense-minister-wife-married-children-sons/

Katy Perry:

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/03/american-idol-katy-perry-kiss-benjamin-glaze

https://cepfranco.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/employee-policy-manual-02-2016.pdf

https://www.worklawyers.net/sexual-harassment-california/

Trump Junior:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/2018/03/15/reports-presidents-eldest-donald-trump-jr-and-wife-vanessa-divorcing/430151002/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtxqYiTIo54

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzaetnpZelU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIFnl9MhJ6Y

Romanian Undead Guy:

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/03/16/594431754/man-claims-hes-not-dead-court-doesn-t-buy-it

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Mar 9, 2018

Listen to the whole episode for instructions on how to enter for a chance to win a bluetooth shower speaker!

This week:

How to avoid electrocution on the road and in the shower;

The latest New Jersey eruv controversy between Hasidic Jews and everyone else; 

Logan and Jon from the Wayward Willis podcast explain the existence of Missouri and catch us all up on the revenge porn/blackmail allegations against their current Governor, Eric Greitens;

Also, welcome, any and all Sasquatch hunters joining the HH community for our worthwhile forest safety tips. 

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Links:

http://willisweb.com

https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-billy-graham-counter-petition-no-holiday?recruiter=400389616&utm

http://www.lvhumanists.org

https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist

https://www.atheists.org/convention2018/

Eruv:

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2017/10/three_north_jersey_towns_face_lawsuits_over_alleged_orthodox_jewish_discrimination.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kDQhH4CzSY

https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/257752/jewish/Eruv.htm

https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/eruv/

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/sara-horowitz/what-freelancers-can-learn_b_5596599.html

http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2018/01/mahwah_agrees_to_settle_with_group_over_eruv.html

https://www.northjersey.com/story/news/2017/08/11/mahwah-begin-ticketing-orthodox-jewish-group-over-religious-boundary-monsey-eruv-fund-federal-court/560416001/

https://www.law.com/njlawjournal/2018/03/05/battles-over-jewish-religious-enclosures-test-towns-along-njny-border/?kw=Battles%20Over%20Jewish%20Religious%20Enclosures%20Test%20Towns%20Along%20NJ/NY%20Border&et=editorial&bu=New%20Jersey%20Law%20Journal&cn=20180306&src=EMC-Email&pt=Afternoon%20Update

Missouri:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Greitens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf2Gai1uQYM

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/while-greitens-travels-house-panel-resumes-its-probe-friday/article_ebcdc738-3400-5630-b328-1000b8bb5182.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/22/us/eric-greitens-indicted.html

http://missourilawyershelp.org/how-grand-juries-work-in-missouri/

http://www.kmov.com/story/37571558/how-impeachment-works-in-missouri

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/02/26/a-former-stripper-wants-a-pardon-from-missouris-governor-after-they-were-accused-of-the-same-crime/?utm_term=.c8977c0da8a8

https://www.cybercivilrights.org/revenge-porn-laws/

http://www.ilga.gov/legislation/publicacts/fulltext.asp?Name=098-1138

Beavers:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/04/11/newser-beaver-kills-man/2074145/

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2 Continue as specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page which will require you to do one of the following:

a Click on the box image shown to see if you are a potential winner. If you are a potential winner, in order to maintain eligibility you must follow the instructions provided to confirm an eligible shipping address associated with your Amazon.com account; or

b Click the “Enter” button to submit your entry into the Sweepstakes random drawing which be held after the Sweepstakes end date from among all eligible entries received. To be eligible for the Sweepstakes random drawing, you must submit an eligible entry by the date and time specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page. After the Sweepstakes end date, Amazon will notify each potential winner via e-mail to the e-mail address associated with the potential winner’s Amazon.com account, and the potential winner must claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours. An alternative potential winner may be selected if any potential winner does not claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours of notification.

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On the Sweepstakes Landing Page:

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2 Click "Follow on Twitter" to Follow the specified Twitter page. Entering via this entry method will require you to connect your Twitter account with Amazon, enabling social features (as detailed on the application request prompt) that, among other things, will enable you to participate in the Sweepstakes. You may change this consent at any time through your Twitter Apps settings. By entering via this entry method, you agree that your Twitter handle may be shared with Sponsor and made public. You must have a Twitter account and be logged in to your account to enter a Sweepstakes via this entry method; and

3 Continue as specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page which will require you to do one of the following:

a Click on the box image shown to see if you are a potential winner. If you are a potential winner, in order to maintain eligibility you must follow the instructions provided to confirm an eligible shipping address associated with your Amazon.com account; or

b Click the "Enter" button to submit your entry into the Sweepstakes random drawing which be held after the Sweepstakes end date from among all eligible entries received. To be eligible for the Sweepstakes random drawing, you must submit an eligible entry by the date and time specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page. After the Sweepstakes end date, Amazon will notify each potential winner via e-mail to the e-mail address associated with the potential winner’s Amazon.com account, and the potential winner must claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours. An alternative potential winner may be selected if any potential winner does not claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours of notification.

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On the Sweepstakes Landing Page:

1 If prompted, confirm you have a U.S. shipping address. You may be required to log in to your Amazon.com account in order to confirm an eligible shipping address; and

2 Watch the video featured on the Sweepstakes Landing Page by clicking the play button on the video; and

3 Continue as specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page which will require you to do one of the following:

a Click on the box image shown to see if you are a potential winner. If you are a potential winner, in order to maintain eligibility you must follow the instructions provided to confirm an eligible shipping address associated with your Amazon.com account; or

b Click the “Continue to Enter” button to submit your entry into the Sweepstakes random drawing which be held after the Sweepstakes end date from among all eligible entries received. To be eligible for the Sweepstakes random drawing, you must submit an eligible entry by the date and time specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page. After the Sweepstakes end date, Amazon will notify each potential winner via e-mail to the e-mail address associated with the potential winner’s Amazon.com account, and the potential winner must claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours. An alternative potential winner may be selected if any potential winner does not claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours of notification.

Entry Method #4:

On the Sweepstakes Landing Page:

1 If prompted, confirm you have a U.S. shipping address. You may be required to log in to your Amazon.com account in order to confirm an eligible shipping address; and

2 Continue as specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page which will require you to do one of the following:

a Click “+Follow” to follow the specified name via Amazon Follow. You may manage your Amazon Follow selections at any time via Your Public Profile settings in your Amazon.comaccount. Then click on the box image shown to see if you are a potential winner. If you are a potential winner, in order to maintain eligibility you must follow the instructions provided to confirm an eligible shipping address associated with your Amazon.com account; or

b Click the "Follow to Enter" button to follow the specified name via Amazon Follow. This will also submit your entry into the Sweepstakes random drawing which be held after the Sweepstakes end date from among all eligible entries received. You may manage your Amazon Follow selections at any time via Your Public Profile settings in your Amazon.com account. To be eligible for the Sweepstakes random drawing, you must submit an eligible entry by the date and time specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page. After the Sweepstakes end date, Amazon will notify each potential winner via e-mail to the e-mail address associated with the potential winner’s Amazon.com account, and the potential winner must claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours. An alternative potential winner may be selected if any potential winner does not claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours of notification.

Entry Method #5:

On the Sweepstakes Landing Page:

1 If prompted, confirm you have a U.S. shipping address. You may be required to log in to your Amazon.com account in order to confirm an eligible shipping address; and

2 Answer the poll question(s) provided; and

3 Continue as specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page which will require you to do one of the following:

a Click on the box image shown to see if you are a potential winner. If you are a potential winner, in order to maintain eligibility you must follow the instructions provided to confirm an eligible shipping address associated with your Amazon.com account; or

b Click the “Continue to Enter” button to submit your entry into the Sweepstakes random drawing which be held after the Sweepstakes end date from among all eligible entries received. To be eligible for the Sweepstakes random drawing, you must submit an eligible entry by the date and time specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page. After the Sweepstakes end date, Amazon will notify each potential winner via e-mail to the e-mail address associated with the potential winner’s Amazon.com account, and the potential winner must claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours. An alternative potential winner may be selected if any potential winner does not claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours of notification.

Entry Method #6:

On the Sweepstakes Landing Page:

1 If prompted, confirm you have a U.S. shipping address. You may be required to log in to your Amazon.com account in order to confirm an eligible shipping address; and

2 Click "Tweet" to Tweet the specified message. Entering via this entry method will require you to connect your Twitter account with Amazon, enabling social features (as detailed on the application request prompt) that, among other things, will enable you to participate in the Sweepstakes. You may change this consent at any time through your Twitter Apps settings. By entering via this entry method, you agree that your Twitter handle may be shared with Sponsor and made public. You must have a Twitter account and be logged in to your account to enter a Sweepstakes via this entry method; and

3 Continue as specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page which will require you to do one of the following:

a Click on the box image shown to see if you are a potential winner. If you are a potential winner, in order to maintain eligibility you must follow the instructions provided to confirm an eligible shipping address associated with your Amazon.com account; or

b Click the “Enter” button to submit your entry into the Sweepstakes random drawing which be held after the Sweepstakes end date from among all eligible entries received. To be eligible for the Sweepstakes random drawing, you must submit an eligible entry by the date and time specified on the Sweepstakes Landing Page. After the Sweepstakes end date, Amazon will notify each potential winner via e-mail to the e-mail address associated with the potential winner’s Amazon.com account, and the potential winner must claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours. An alternative potential winner may be selected if any potential winner does not claim the prize within twenty-four (24) hours of notification.

Limit one entry per person and Amazon.com account per Sweepstakes.

You may not use multiple Amazon.com accounts or Twitter accounts to enter a Sweepstakes, and an entrant who submits entries into a Sweepstakes through multiple accounts will be disqualified. To preserve the standards of a Sweepstakes, Amazon may occasionally ask for additional information which will be used for fraud prevention.

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Sponsor and Amazon are not responsible for: (a) lost, misdirected, late, incomplete, or unintelligible entries or for inaccurate entry information, whether caused by you or by any of the equipment or programming associated with or utilized in a Sweepstakes, or by any technical or human error that may occur in the processing of entries; (b) any printing or typographical errors in any materials associated with a Sweepstakes; (c) any error in the operation or transmission, theft, destruction, unauthorized access to, or alteration of, entries, or for technical, network, telephone, computer, hardware or software, malfunctions of any kind, or inaccurate transmission of, or failure to receive any entry information on account of technical problems or traffic congestion on the Internet or at any website; or (d) injury or damage to your or any other computer or device resulting from downloading any materials in connection with a Sweepstakes.

Sponsor may, in its sole discretion, disqualify any individual found to be: (x) tampering with the entry process or the operation of a Sweepstakes or website; (y) acting in violation of these rules; or (z) acting in an unsportsmanlike or disruptive manner or with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten or harass any other person. If your entry is incomplete or if you use robotic, automatic, programmed or similar entry methods, your entry will be disqualified.

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You agree that Sponsor's decisions related to the Sweepstakes and all distribution of prizes are final. Each winner agrees that, by participating in the Sweepstakes, Sponsor or Amazon may use the winner's name in any manner and in any medium for its promotional purposes without additional compensation, including posting in a winner's list, except where prohibited by law, and Sponsor or Amazon may be required to disclose the winner's address to state regulatory authorities.

Sponsor. The Sponsor ("we" or "us"), is the individual or entity offering the Sweepstakes on the Sweepstakes Landing Page. The Sweepstakes is in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with Twitter or any product or service through which videos may be played, including but not limited to YouTube. Amazon is not a sponsor of the Sweepstakes.

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Mar 3, 2018

The Catholic Church sues New Jersey over Tombstones

Ohio is the next lucky contestant on Sh*thole States

Aashi Mital answers all your questions about living in gun heaven.

About Pivotal Solutions Consulting:

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"We also offer trainings, workshops and bootcamps covering a variety of topics and needs. Whether it be on social media, grant writing or strategic planning."

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Interested in having your project or organization get the financial support it deserves? During this hands-on experience, you'll build a proposal as you're walked through the process of how to build a successful grant. From strong case statements to effective storytelling, learn valuable tips that demystify and demythify the world of grants. It's perfect for executive directors, freelancers, corporate partners, and students alike! Are you ready to get funded? 

Please bring any information and materials you find helpful for current or prospective projects (mission statement, etc.). Be ready to share and participate.

The workshop will take place at the Cincinnati Observatory. Sign-in and Networking: 8-8:20 a.m. Boot Camp starts promptly at 8:30 a.m.

$35/Person. RSVP by Wednesday, March 21 at http://psc-grant-boot-camp.eventbrite.com/. SPACE IS LIMITED! Free parking. Light refreshments and snacks offered.

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Links:

Tombstones:

http://ij.org/about-us/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institute_for_Justice

https://www.law.com/njlawjournal/2018/02/23/federal-judge-tosses-religious-challenge-to-nj-tombstone-regulations/

http://ij.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ECF-24-1-Brief-in-Support-of-Motion-to-Dismiss-IJ073087xA6322.pdf

https://www.northjersey.com/story/news/bergen/north-arlington/2018/02/23/no-tombstone-sales-judge-tells-federal-judge-rules-against-archdiocese-defends-state-law-against-sal/368194002/

Ohio:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Political_scandals_in_Ohio

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W._Carlton_Weddington

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coingate_scandal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversial_Ohio_database_searches_of_Joe_Wurzelbacher

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_laws_in_Ohio

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Ohio

https://www.ohiohistory.org

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2017/01/ohios_33_wrongfully_convicted.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politics_of_Ohio

https://www.ohiohistory.org/learn/collections/history/history-blog/2015/february-2015/white-castle-1920s-through-world-war-ii

https://www.ohiohistory.org/learn/collections/history/history-blog/2015/february-2015/white-castle-1950s-to-the-present

https://www.ohiohistory.org/learn/collections/history/history-blog/2015/february-2015/fun-facts-about-white-castle

https://www.ohiohistory.org/learn/collections/history/history-blog/2017/march-2017/randolphfreedpeople4

https://www.ohiohistory.org/learn/collections/history/history-blog/2017/february-2017/randolphfreedpeople2

https://etd.ohiolink.edu/!etd.send_file?accession=osu1487951214939913&disposition=inline

https://etd.ohiolink.edu/rws_etd/document/get/osu1252436871/inline

https://www.clevelandjewishnews.com/news/local/memories-of-housing-discrimination-linger/article_20212a4e-9e31-11e3-8792-0019bb2963f4.html

http://case.edu/ech/articles/v/van-sweringen-oris-paxton-and-mantis-james/

http://teachingcleveland.org/deferring-dreams-racial-and-religious-covenants-in-shaker-heights-and-cleveland-heights-1925-to-1970-by-marian-morton/

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/news/a8905/a-time-of-scandal-warren-harding/

http://www.toledoblade.com/WARNAct

https://www.theblaze.com/news/2016/10/07/melissa-joan-hart-trump-is-not-the-christian-choice-for-me

http://www.whio.com/news/crime--law/dayton-nation-for-drug-overdoses/y5TbZ36ygEHKXhtrmQNrIN/

https://www.ohiobar.org/forpublic/resources/lawyoucanuse/pages/lawyoucanuse-380.aspx

https://eji.org/news/black-children-five-times-more-likely-than-whites-to-be-incarcerated

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Trump misses the court deadline to disclose his new policy on transgender personnel in the military. General Jim Mattis, Secretary of Defense, has delivered his confidential recommendations. Ronna Romney McDaniel and the Republican National Committee have voted and resolved to hate their fellow human beings.

Tom and Austin of the Dumb All Over Podcast enlighten me on the difference between worthwhile beer and non-worthwhile beer. We play judge on current brewery legal disputes, such as Corona's water-hogging in Baja California; Wal-Mart's selling of alleged fake craft beer; and Miller Coors allegedly trying to take down Stone Brewing.

LINKS

Noah Lugeons at Lehigh Valley Humanists, 3/4/18: http://www.lvhumanists.org/events

Dumb All Over:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/dumballoverpod

https://twitter.com/DumbAllOverPod

https://www.facebook.com/DumbAllOverPod/

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dumb-all-over/id1200040157?mt=2

Trump Military Transgender Policy:

https://www.aclu.org/news/federal-court-blocks-all-aspects-trumps-transgender-military-ban

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/4369061-Stone-Et-Al-v-Trump-Et-Al-020618-Order.html

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/pentagon-make-recommendation-transgender-troops-week/story?id=53245209

https://www.voanews.com/a/rnc-trump-ban-transgender-people-military/4236586.html

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/02/21/mattis-completes-review-whether-allow-transgender-troops.html

http://www.newsweek.com/transgender-military-ban-transgender-rights-president-donald-trump-us-793075

http://www.washingtonblade.com/2018/02/16/army-secretary-soldiers-unconcerned-transgender-military-service/

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/jim-mattis-makes-recommendations-on-trumps-transgender-troop-ban/article/2177185

http://www.businessinsider.com/james-mattis-defense-secretary-career-biography-2018-1

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/mattis-expected-to-back-allowing-transgender-troops-to-stay-in-the-military/2018/02/22/6a584d9e-17dc-11e8-b681-2d4d462a1921_story.html?utm_term=.75b99848499a

http://nevadagop.org/rnc-chairwoman-ronna-mcdaniel-winter-meeting-remarks/

https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/01/politics/ronna-mcdaniel-wynn-resignation/index.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/14/us/politics/donald-trump-republican-national-committee-ronna-romney-mcdaniel.html

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/01/19/gop-selects-ronna-romney-mcdaniel-to-lead-partys-operation.html

https://www.msnbc.com/all-in/watch/trump-asks-gop-chairwoman-to-drop-romney-from-name-1112809027689

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5naocSpjXHo

Beer Cases:

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-craft-brew-alliance-lawsuit-kona/lawsuit-over-kona-beer-not-being-brewed-in-hawaii-may-proceed-idUSKCN1BG24D

https://www.brewersassociation.org/government-affairs/house-small-brewers-caucus/house-caucus-members/

 

https://www.alcohollawadvisor.com/2017/09/latest-decision-in-kona-beer-branding-false-advertising-case/

https://qz.com/589208/craft-beers-recent-spate-of-lawsuits-has-beer-drinkers-hopping-mad/

http://www.marinij.com/lifestyle/20180220/lawsuit-may-set-precent-for-future-of-marketing-craft-beer

https://www.mercurynews.com/2017/02/16/customer-sues-walmart-alleging-fraudulent-marketing-of-its-craft-beer/

http://www.foodandwine.com/fwx/drink/blue-moon-lawsuit-thrown-out

https://www.brewersassociation.org/business-tools/marketing-advertising/independent-craft-brewer-seal/

https://www.cnn.com/2017/07/29/politics/trump-aluminum-steel-bourbon-beer/index.html

https://www.brewersassociation.org/government-affairs/investigation-effect-of-imports-of-aluminum-on-u-s-national-security/

https://mexiconewsdaily.com/news/baja-governor-bows-to-huge-water-law-protest/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zig9m_j_c-0

 

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This time:

We welcome guest Matt Johnson of the Vocalogical Podcast! http://vocalogical.com

Matt brings the knowledge on how castrati singers became a thing (hint: religion + sexism).

Also, views on the legal news are all about the pending priest-on-child sex abuse lawsuits in Guam. So far, one priest has admitted to 20+ victims. Archbishop Anthony Apuron is steadfast in his denial of all wrongdoing, and the court has just dismissed defamation claims against him.

Links:

Guam:

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2016/08/05/guam-priest-sex-abuse/

https://www.ncronline.org/news/accountability/guams-day-reckoning-after-decades-sex-abuse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOWgCtHMRnE

http://www.guampdn.com/story/news/2018/01/11/apurons-nephew-says-he-raped-archbishop-teen/1022897001/

http://www.guampdn.com/story/news/2018/01/10/archdiocese-alerts-vatican-new-allegation-against-apuron/1019571001/

https://guamsexualabuseattorneys.com/archbishop-anthony-apuron/?gclid=Cj0KCQiA_JTUBRD4ARIsAL7_VeWYpMPCZi7lOmoMypgJkC8LZHAPO73jUH5ZwzOoZF2GzMDIGRVnfYYaAuI6EALw_wcB

https://www.postguam.com/news/local/judge-dismisses-slander-claims-against-apuron/article_9049d3be-1233-11e8-b45a-07082f89a5ee.html

https://cruxnow.com/global-church/2018/01/21/guam-archbishop-denies-allegations-rape-sexual-abuse/

http://www.kuam.com/story/37510834/2018/02/15/defamation-lawsuit-against-suspended-archbishop-partially-dismissed

http://www.bishopaccountability.org/Brouillard_Louis.htm

http://www.guampdn.com/story/news/2017/10/10/second-boy-claims-priest-brought-him-minnesota-sex-abuse/748835001/

https://www.postguam.com/news/local/ex-prosecutor-leads-board-to-help-victims-of-priest-abuses/article_9cb2e1dc-27dc-11e7-94ae-8bdd8f6cbc9d.html

https://www.facebook.com/HopeandHealingGuam/

https://www.advocate.com/politics/2017/8/09/5-things-lgbt-people-should-know-about-guam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtGbd4rGgnI

 

Castrati:

https://www.ranker.com/list/disturbing-castrati-facts/jen-jeffers

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2001/aug/14/humanities.highereducation

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Feb 13, 2018

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Mea culpa, I later realized I accidentally credited King Alfred the Great with the unification of England. Duhhh! It was his son, King Edward the Elder (not to be confused with King Edward the First)! Also, Edward's sister Aethelflaed, Lady of Mercia, probably did half the work at least.

This is the special supplemental episode for everyone who wants to know what a tort is and how we ended up with the civil lawsuit system we have now in America. The inspiration for this supplement is the "prima facie tort" count of comedian Aaron Glaser's lawsuit against comedian Jasmine Pierce. It's an odd duck. Come with me as we sort it out together.

 

Links:

Glaser:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/never-another-cosby-how-new-yorks-comedy-scene-is-fighting-back-against-sexual-assault-and-harassment

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/improv-comic-banned-ucb-theatre-rape-allegations-article-1.2755492

https://jezebel.com/a-comedian-called-out-an-alleged-rapist-and-was-sued-fo-1819818078

http://splitsider.com/2018/02/a-comedian-is-suing-ucb-for-reverse-gender-discrimination-after-getting-banned-over-rape-allegations/

https://www.thecut.com/2018/02/comic-sues-ucb-after-being-banned-for-alleged-sexual-assault.html

https://jezebel.com/comic-accused-of-rape-sues-ucb-for-reverse-gender-discr-1822732119

https://mic.com/articles/151826/comedian-aaron-glaser-has-been-accused-of-sexual-assault-and-women-are-speaking-out#.bqlYp96f3

https://nypost.com/2018/02/04/comic-sues-upright-citizens-brigade-for-reverse-gender-discrimination/

https://jezebel.com/a-comedian-called-out-an-alleged-rapist-and-was-sued-fo-1819818078

https://scholarship.law.cornell.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?referer=https://www.google.com/&httpsredir=1&article=1679&context=clr

http://caselaw.findlaw.com/nm-court-of-appeals/1751483.html

https://www.judiciary.gov.uk/about-the-judiciary/history-of-the-judiciary/

https://scholarlycommons.law.hofstra.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1702&context=hlr

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Form_of_action

https://nypost.com/2018/02/04/comic-sues-upright-citizens-brigade-for-reverse-gender-discrimination/

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/improv-comic-banned-ucb-theatre-rape-allegations-article-1.2755492

http://splitsider.com/2018/02/a-comedian-is-suing-ucb-for-reverse-gender-discrimination-after-getting-banned-over-rape-allegations/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh8NzZdA9iA

Beaudry appeals:

http://caselaw.findlaw.com/nm-court-of-appeals/1751483.html

http://caselaw.findlaw.com/nj-supreme-court/1456593.html

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Feb 13, 2018
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People who get shoved onto the public stage by allegations of sexual assault will rush the hell off that stage as soon as possible, right? Well, not always. New York comedian Aaron Glaser has been accused by eight women, and he is making sure everyone knows it. Glaser previously sued comedian Jasmine Pierce for defamation, and he has just filed another lawsuit against the Upright Citizens Brigade.

Links:

Glaser:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/never-another-cosby-how-new-yorks-comedy-scene-is-fighting-back-against-sexual-assault-and-harassment

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/improv-comic-banned-ucb-theatre-rape-allegations-article-1.2755492

https://jezebel.com/a-comedian-called-out-an-alleged-rapist-and-was-sued-fo-1819818078

http://splitsider.com/2018/02/a-comedian-is-suing-ucb-for-reverse-gender-discrimination-after-getting-banned-over-rape-allegations/

https://www.thecut.com/2018/02/comic-sues-ucb-after-being-banned-for-alleged-sexual-assault.html

https://jezebel.com/comic-accused-of-rape-sues-ucb-for-reverse-gender-discr-1822732119

https://mic.com/articles/151826/comedian-aaron-glaser-has-been-accused-of-sexual-assault-and-women-are-speaking-out#.bqlYp96f3

https://nypost.com/2018/02/04/comic-sues-upright-citizens-brigade-for-reverse-gender-discrimination/

https://jezebel.com/a-comedian-called-out-an-alleged-rapist-and-was-sued-fo-1819818078

https://scholarship.law.cornell.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?referer=https://www.google.com/&httpsredir=1&article=1679&context=clr

http://caselaw.findlaw.com/nm-court-of-appeals/1751483.html

https://www.judiciary.gov.uk/about-the-judiciary/history-of-the-judiciary/

https://scholarlycommons.law.hofstra.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1702&context=hlr

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Form_of_action

https://nypost.com/2018/02/04/comic-sues-upright-citizens-brigade-for-reverse-gender-discrimination/

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/improv-comic-banned-ucb-theatre-rape-allegations-article-1.2755492

http://splitsider.com/2018/02/a-comedian-is-suing-ucb-for-reverse-gender-discrimination-after-getting-banned-over-rape-allegations/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh8NzZdA9iA

Beaudry appeals:

http://caselaw.findlaw.com/nm-court-of-appeals/1751483.html

http://caselaw.findlaw.com/nj-supreme-court/1456593.html

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This week we start our legal news offshoot series, Sh*thole States! First up, New Jersey & West Virginia. Find out how they started as sh*tholes and why they are still sh*tholes today.  

Links:

http://www.softschools.com/facts/13_colonies/new_jersey_colony_facts/2042/

http://nymag.com/news/features/scandals/edward-hyde-2012-4/

https://dmna.ny.gov/forts/fortsE_L/georgeFort.htm

https://dmna.ny.gov/forts/maps/fortMapA_Manhatten.html

http://nj1015.com/jersey-scandals-a-quick-history-of-corruption-in-nj-politics/

https://www.fbi.gov/history/famous-cases/abscam

http://www.nj.com/business/index.ssf/2011/02/brennan_trust_fund_tied_to_pon.html

https://www.sec.gov/litigation/litreleases/2007/lr20170.htm

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/justice-departments-seeks-to-toss-out-charges-against-sen-menendez/2018/01/31/19a3094c-06a8-11e8-b48c-b07fea957bd5_story.html

http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/12/nj_ag_79_charged_with_unspeakable_child_predator_c.html#incart_river_home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFDxoPv501c

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_West_Virginia

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Hatfields-and-McCoys

https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=14754006790532935053&q=Mahon+v.+Justice,++127+U.S.+700&hl=en&as_sdt=6,31&as_vis=1

http://www.courtswv.gov/supreme-court/docs/fall1993/21973.htm

http://content.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1905706,00.html

https://scholarlycommons.law.case.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?referer=https://www.google.com/&httpsredir=1&article=1097&context=faculty_publications

http://www.nytimes.com/2001/09/05/us/work-by-expert-witness-is-now-on-trial.html

http://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/371493-congressional-investigation-finds-drug-distributors-shipped-20-million-pain

https://energycommerce.house.gov/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/20180126Miami-Luken.pdf

https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/31/politics/congress-train-accident/index.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b72RbYCiwH8

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TRUMP & MUELLER: WILL THEY OR WON'T THEY?

We start today with Trump's announcement that he "looks forward" to giving testimony under oath to Robert Mueller. What did he say, what did he not say, and should we hold our breath?

Going right to the other end of the spectrum, @EliteSkeptiC visits the show to discuss the importance of evidence-based schooling. After that, we type filthy things into Christian search engines like a couple of twelve year-olds.

Sources for this episode:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2018/01/24/toys-r-us-is-closing-182-stores-and-its-competitors-are-ready-to-swoop-in/?utm_term=.cd864dc448e4

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/01/24/trump-mueller-investigation-interview-under-oath-audio-sot-tsr.cnn

https://www.snopes.com/2018/01/23/trump-overstates-missing-texts-involving-fbi-agent/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndeZ2rJk1Lw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7jxc0Emvis

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Jan 18, 2018
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This week I am taking refuge from the punishing northeast weather. I might actually be in a swimming pool right now. Probably not, but it is possible. 
 
Fortunately this financial episode is in the bank! (See what I did there?)
 
Investing expert, atheist activist, and cool dude Phil Ferguson is here to discuss lawsuit speculating; the Bitcoin bubble; college savings traps, and more. 
 
Patrons get an extended cut of the interview that is about 30 minutes longer.
 
Both Phil and I (and also Hugh Laurie) will be at the 2018 American Atheists Conference in Oklahoma City (https://www.atheists.org/convention2018/).
 
ALSO, if you act fast, you can snag a nearly free American Atheists membership that Phil will donate his own money towards: https://www.atheists.org/phil/
 
 
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On this episode, Robert Stanley of The Right To Reason podcast explains far-right Christian voters. He also tells the story of his transition from Soldier of Christ to Atheist podcaster who debates religious folks.

Find The Right To Reason podcast here: https://www.therighttoreason.com/podcasts-1/

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Trump’s Collusion Speech: http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/10/politics/trump-no-collusion/index.html

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Jan 5, 2018
Trump has dissolved PACEI, and I take all the credit.
 
Geoff Blackwell, attorney from American Atheists, tells tales from the trenches of the battle to keep church apart from state.
 
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Read more about the dissolution of PACEI: https://www.atheists.org/2018/01/fema-church-building/
 
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